That's one small step for man, and....

WHAT TH'...??

Tchaikovsky's First Draft

This was his final production titled "Swan Lake"



This was his working first draft titled "Turtle Pond"

(As always, click on the picture to enlarge it.)

Oxymoronic Lunch

McTurtle fast food.

Oxymoronic Swimwear

Turtle Speedo

Just When You Thought it Was Safe to Go in Your Backyard

Baaaa....Dummmm. Baa...dumm. Baa..dum baadum baadum

The Next Best Thing at 57

...to an aerial banner on my birthday.I love my tortoise...this is going to be one fun pet.

The Tortoise King

Much to my distress I could not find an image I was looking for from "The Lion King" song "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" which ends with all of the animals dancing on each other's heads. This Youtube frame is the closest I could get, so unless you've never seen The Lion King you don't have to watch the video to see what I'm talking about (which is in Japanese...). This just kind of sums it up.

This is Moo, the Tortoise King of my back yard.


(Click image to enlarge)
Grace, in a comment, reminded me of an image that I had in my now low voltage failing synapses but couldn't bring out of the fog...
This is from the "Town Musicians of Bremen"

There's just something about animals stacked up that is just well, ... cool. Maybe its a guy thing.