OK, so he's really a tortoise.
Just don't tell him I called him a turtle, he's kinda thin skinned.
That's what I said.
Clearly no place for a lady! Just don't tell Miss Darcy or I'll never hear the end of it.
Oh, Moo. Even in the midst of a rather awkward situation, you still manage to hold onto your dignity. You are an inspiration to us all.
It was rather awkward trying to tell the doctor turtles can't cough.
LOL! (with your post, not at you) You do end up in some odd states.
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